With the HOT summer just around the corner, we thought we would share a little humor!!!

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It's so hot in Arizona that...............  
  • Farmers are feeding their chickens crushed ice to keep them from laying hard-boiled eggs.
  • You can say 113 degrees without fainting.
  • You eat hot chilies to cool your mouth off.
  • You can make instant sun tea.
  • You learn that a seat belt makes a pretty good branding iron.
  • The 4 seasons of AZ: tolerable, hot, really hot, and ARE YOU KIDDING ME??!!
  • Its noon in July, kids are on summer vacation, and not one person is out on the streets.

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